10 hilarious Halloween dad jokesand Meme for October 2023
Today is October 3rd and the anticipated Halloween for 2023 is almost here, with blackhistory giving you a full 1 cheesy dad jokes to pay on social media on that day.
This jokes does not excludes ones about skeletons, witches, goblins, mummies, zombies and others that will surely keep everyone in is good moon.
10 Hilarious Halloween dad jokes
As we awaits October 3st of this month, see list of Hilarious jokes for Halloween.
- When do cows turn into werewolves? During the full mooooooooon.
- Why are vampires easily fooled? They’re suckers.
- Why did Dracula take cold medicine? Because he was coffin too much.
- What kind of horse do ghosts ride? A night-mare.
- How do vampires get around on Halloween? On blood vessels.
- Why don’t skeletons like Halloween candy? They don’t have the stomach for it.
- How do ghosts send letters? Through the ghost office.
- What do witches’ cats eat for breakfast? Mice crispies.
- What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire? It’s a pain in the neck.